stunningpicture:

Found a perfect spot to escape the afternoon sun.

(via kelsium)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(via ponytailtime)

I tightened all the screws on my bed frame

And now I’m rolling around to the luxurious sounds of no squeaking. THIS IS AMAZING.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

sorry i dropped a tube of toothpaste in the deep fryer and now it’s a fashionable dessert

pajamaben:

GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared

(via waitnowaywhat)

chadleymacguff:

dylypulitzer:

thatzak:

#1 party track

yo honestly this song is so fucking sick like with the landing spaceship in the beginning are you fucking joking this song is actually out of control amazing

if I were an astronaut this is all I would play in space

(via queen-of-evrything)

literallyanythingelse:

kim kardashian hollywood gives you the authentic celebrity experience of getting rich by checking bushes and pigeons for money

i downloaded Kim K Hollywood two hours ago and I’m freaking out about it. my game center name is carlmichelle (why???? i don’t remember making this account) but it’s important that you add me.

omgstopembarrassingyourself:

i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this since i first saw it