dancingwithleland:

I heard a whimpering in the living room so I came out and this dumb asshole was somehow perched on a chair and COULDN’T GET DOWN

(via scaredystark)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

pro tip: it’s not just cicadas who can burrow out of the ground and scream for their whole lives and then die

msfili:

Iron Gym works, folks.
msfili:

Iron Gym works, folks.

starscreamsswayinghips:

because-chris-evans:

durnesque-esque:

littlelottie:

I did a thing…

you did a beautiful thing

you did a perfect thing

IT FITS PERFECTLY.

(via literallyanythingelse)

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(via literallyanythingelse)

icarntspell:

IS IS TIME TO GO HOME YET

icarntspell:

IS IS TIME TO GO HOME YET