Meeting people is easy; have a sense of humor, don’t pretend to be something you’re not, take a shower and brush your teeth. Also, please don’t tip poorly, talk about art house films, name drop the third rate famous person you “met” (saw) at some shitty bar, call it “making love,” refer to yourself as an existentialist, make snobby comments about wine/scotch, or reveal that Fight Club is your favorite movie and we may have a deal.
