venusianhag:

theyoungidea:

a-heist-of-words:

talesofascrewup:

uniquely-khaotic:

accras:

A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

Honestly, I would trust this guy in a heartbeat

No YOURE SOBBING

I’m the bird

plasmalogical:

gorejock:

watergender:

i’m reading mattress topper reviews on amazon and i just love this one…. who are these variously shaped gays

the sizes of the second two are literally fucking crazy. i cant even wrap my head around this. 

the 4'9 guy has 25 pounds on the 6'7 guy

(via meltedbartsimpson)

  • Aquarius: Be quiet, I'm trying to think.
  • Person: Oh, okay, sorry.
  • Aquarius:
  • Person: ............
  • Aquarius:
  • Person: .................You done yet?
  • Aquarius: Oh, what? No, I didn't mean, "Be quiet temporarily, I'm trying to think of something to say," I meant, "Be quiet permanently, I'm in the middle of an important conversation with myself."
  • Person: Oh.....

lilthot:

My favorite sign at the women’s march. The nonchalant lollipop sucking is also a mood

(via tha--snazzle)

hiitlikeabeast:

buckyayo50:

It’s so weird that Daisy Ridley is eyeballing that Lara Croft role in the Tomb Raider reboot, like, sure Star Wars was really big but you can’t just be a beloved space hero in one franchise and also be a big name as some kind of combat archeologist. Who’s ever doubled up like that?

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(via hiitlikeabeast-deactivated20180)

dismissivejerkoffmotion:

so-calledmooner:

turakamyou:

happynewfears:

stop this leg kick was so smooth and casual

I bet he used to dance for Chippendales back in the day.

2017 aestheticccccc

Help I’ve fallen…in LOVE.

(via senorita--ugli)

oscarsisaacs:
“The final interview with the Obamas
” oscarsisaacs:
“The final interview with the Obamas
” oscarsisaacs:
“The final interview with the Obamas
” oscarsisaacs:
“The final interview with the Obamas
” oscarsisaacs:
“The final interview with the Obamas
” oscarsisaacs:
“The final interview with the Obamas
” oscarsisaacs:
“The final interview with the Obamas
” oscarsisaacs:
“The final interview with the Obamas
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sleighinbedgrowyourhair:

i….am in total disbelief 

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